about

jeff-foster-200My name is Jeff Foster. I’m a Pasadena, California native; humor writer; and stand-up comedian. This website is where I post my satirical jabs at society’s afflictions and merits. It works because those are both subjective terms. I also like poop.

I hope you enjoy reading my articles and watching my videos. Hey, if you like it enough, why not go to one of my shows? They are posted in the stand-up calendar section of this site.

If you have a booking or writing inquiry, use my contact page.

Recent Articles

As Your Landlord, It’s My Lawful Right to Be an Asshole

 August 12th, 2009 by Donald Westmeyer

Donald Westmeyer lays the smack down on landlord-tenant relationships.

Smartass eBay Feedback – Episode 3

 August 12th, 2009 by Jeff Foster

I’ve made a commitment to posting smartass feedback for the other party every time I buy or sell something on eBay.

Smartass eBay Feedback – Episode 2

 August 1st, 2009 by Jeff Foster

I’ve made a commitment to posting smartass feedback for the other party every time I buy or sell something on eBay.

Smartass eBay Feedback – Episode 1

 June 2nd, 2009 by Jeff Foster

I’ve made a commitment to posting smartass feedback for the other party every time I buy or sell something on eBay.

It’s About Damn Time for Some Global Warming

 May 8th, 2009 by Roy Vanderbilt

Roy Vanderbilt explores the advantages of global climate change.

Impossible-to-Drink-from Container Somehow Nation’s Best-Selling Water Bottle

 April 20th, 2009 by Jeff Foster

Is the opening designed for the human mouth?

Poll: Sell Out to the Man, or Keep on Rockin’?

 April 19th, 2009 by Jeff Foster

What are you gonna do? Sell out to the Man, or keep on rockin’?

Hot Girl’s Disappointing Facebook Profile Doesn’t Show Any Skin

 April 1st, 2009 by Jeff Foster

She was given this gift for a reason!

Every ‘Funniest Home Videos’ Submission Belongs to One of Six Categories

 March 26th, 2009 by Jeff Foster

Another grandpa overshooting the Slip ‘n Slide?

QuickNews

Only Finest eBay Buyers Receive Seller’s Coveted A++++++++++ Rating
Decision to Eat Lunch at Movie Theatre Regretted
Man Too Important to Use Crosswalk
DMV Employee Not Sure About Something on Computer Screen

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