The Exploits of Comedian Jeff Foster

Impossible-to-Drink-from Container Somehow Nation’s Best-Selling Water Bottle

Is the opening designed for the human mouth?

Hot Girl’s Disappointing Facebook Profile Doesn’t Show Any Skin

She was given this gift for a reason!

Every ‘Funniest Home Videos’ Submission Belongs to One of Six Categories

Another grandpa overshooting the Slip ‘n Slide?

Stodgy Old Taco Bell Franchisee Won’t Participate in Any National Promotions

Where’s my f*cking Enchirito?

Five Tips to Upgrade Your Resume (the Easy Way)

Nobody has to know you couldn’t do better than illegal migrant workers.

Study on Penis Size Shows No Hard Evidence

In a sense, I feel somewhat shafted.

College Sophomore Constantly Visiting Last Year’s Dorm Room

Every dorm is haunted by every prior occupant.

New Neoprene® Beer Cozy Promises Colder Beer, Longer

Frequent beer consumer Tad Danyluk acquired a promising new leisure asset Sunday: a synthetic rubber sleeve to keep his beer cold. Longer.

New “Insurgent Ali” Action Figure Surprise Attacks Toy Market

Playtime’s new Insurgent Ali figure is a blast for kids.

Four-Second Silence Between Previews Provides Forum for 300 Whispering Film Critics

The brief moment of silence between two movie previews abruptly transformed into an open forum for 300 whispering, amateur film critics, sources reported.